Part 117: 9/23: WARNING: SYSTEM DAMAGED
Part 110: 9/23: WARNING: SYSTEM DAMAGEDhellow evryonne, i’m am Artist. welcome to lets’ play.
Music: Sweatshop

right noww we in big space. big. space space



i fix portraits. good now.


ride circle across whoosh

safe room, so no repeat bad card game




one three too low, we be here foreeeeeever!!!!









we make it to ufo biulding

nother safe room time to resWhat the fuck? Hey shithead, the hell is this?!

Your little...? *sigh* goddammit why

Are you kidding? I’m not doing you a favor! Screw off.

Bye.

All right, now that we’re done with another small child’s interference, let’s explore the factory.


I’m not fixing the portraits. Fuck it.

Music: Regret

Robots collapse.





Wait, they make their buns at the corporate headquarters? And even if they don’t, why would Haru have ever been in the bun factory? What?



Oh shit boys, it’s our old pal Belphegor! Or as he’s known here...

AMBASSADOR OF FILTH!
(Ambassador of Filth is the name of my Puddle of Mudd cover band)

Don’t strain too hard, buddy. You’ll get hemorrhoids.
(Concentrate is the magic version of Charge, in case you forgot, increasing the next magic attack by 2.5x)
Belphegor here uses Mabufula and Bufudyne (Heavy Ice), and is weak to Fire.

We also get to skip the negotiation process because Yoshida’s Rank 8 skill, Mind Control, procced. I really wanted to get his max rank skill before this dungeon, but didn’t want to max anyone at all out before I knew who we’d be dating (and couldn’t do that until we got Haru).

And then there’s some boring Lilim. They can use Masukunda to drop your hit rate, Bufula, or Spirit Drain to steal 30 SP(!!!). They’re weak to Wind, Gun, and Bless.
Music: Sweatshop
Man, this song is a banger but after two hours I’m fucking sick of it already. Wish I could listen to something else.





Welp, on we go!

Suddenly, one of the arms explodes and shoots upwards!

And crates fall!





Whatever might you mean, Makoto?
Music: Renegade
Uh, what?

Joke’s on you, because I actually do enjoy this song.


Okaaaaay then. Now I get to listen to the dulcet tones of Styx for a while. Copacetic. Anyway, running over to this box-thing will give us our path forward.





Just for shits and giggles, let’s set it to 3x first.

The arm speeds up a bit… and immediately breaks. Well, that’s depressing. Oh mama I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law






And now we run across the arm’s wrecked mechanical corpse. Wonderful! Lawman has put an end to my runnin and I’m so far from my home.

Further ahead we come across a sort of office above the factory floor.

Oh hey, we can see the door out from here! But there doesn’t seem to be a way to reach it…




THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY FINALLY FOUND ME


This makes me feel kinda bad.

This part really doesn’t help.
THE RENEGADE WHO HAD IT MADE RETRIEVED FOR A BOUNTY

We have so many goddamn Lockpicks.


All right. The Bead is a full heal for one party member and the Fury Blade is a weapon for Yusuke that inflicts Rage.
NEVER MORE TO GO ASTRAY THIS’LL BE THE END TODAY I’M A WANTED MAN
*ahem* Sorry. I think that’s do-OH MAMA I’VE BEEN YEARS ON THE LAM





Music: Renegade
Now we can run back up to the “office” and jump down onto the arm and cross. Oh god, the song’s just gonna keep playing isn’t it?





In a fight just after entering this new room, Morgana learns Miracle Punch, which is just like Lucky Punch but better because it has the same high Critical rate and deals Medium damage instead of Miniscule. We slot it in to replace Lucky Punch.

Oh, we’re almost done? That’s good. Maybe I can try to sleep or something.




Yusuke learns Mabufula to replace Mabufu. Another direct upgrade.

Music: Renegade
First things first, we clear out the enemies. There’s a reason for this, but hell if I can remember because I’m pretty sure this is how they torture prisoners in illegal government blacksites. Probably with worse music, but still.

Let’s head over to the controls, then.





All right, let’s choose “Break.”


The presses stop.

Wait, what!? That’s only enough time to listen to 2% of Styx’s masterpiece Renegade!
Music: Run, Run, Run!
This is the music that’s playing during the scene in-game. But in my heart, it’s still Renegade. It will always be Renegade.

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Music: Renegade





Then let’s head back to the controls.

Hm, maybe they’ll break like the arms if we overload them. That’ll be morbid!







Looks like “Lunch” is the only option left.

The presses stop. Also, the phrase “consume our slop” is honestly pretty great, the localization can be good sometimes.

That’s more like it.
Music: Run, Run, Run!


There’s an unlocked chest if we run to the far press instead of the near one, but I won’t show that for brevity’s sake. It just contains a piece of armor we can wash.


Oh, right. The reason we got rid of all those enemies is that the timer persists through battle.
Music: Renegade
I might legitimately be dying, you guys


Here’s another control panel, which turns off both the purple and blue presses so we can cross the first press we saw earlier and reach the door.


THE EXIT! YES! NOTHING STOPS THE BAD PERSONA 5 LET’S PLAY, MOTHERFUCKER








What!? Makoto, you lied to me! There’s morrrrrrrrahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohgodwhy

A safe room. Perfect.
...I think I need a break from working on this for a little while. I’ll finish this in a few days.

ohhelloguyshow’sitbeeni’mdoingfine
*deep breath* Renegade has not stopped playing yet. The timer will expire in an hour or so. I will probably finish this update around that time. However, in the meantime I have been unable to sleep, and inexplicably unable keep any food down. My typing is slowed because my hands are shaking so furiously it’s difficult to hit the correct keys.
Also I’ve had to write two papers in the last few days. That’s not a bit or a joke or anything, it’s just finals week. All in all, pretty hellish nightmare experience I’ve been going through. But my mind is intact, and this dick can’t take that.
the renegade who had it made the renegade who had it made the renegade who had it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade
Also, I may drift in and out of consciousness while writing this because I haven’t slept in three days. Okay!


drop arm. crossssssssssssssssssss.

mediarama replace diarama makoto. multi-target more good than single

An interesting thing about Renegade is that the beginning is really slow, so you can trick yourself into getting about forty-five seconds of sleep before the guitar sta--*snore*
Music: Renegade
I’M UP













Looks like we can’t just run up and fight ‘em, cuz nothin’s ever simple round here. goddamn lasers. given how high Maaku can seemingly jump, he could probs just leap over that shit.

Gotta hit the prrrrrrresss.

Run fast.

Oh hey, a Treasure Demon. This one is honestly worse than the others because it doesn’t resist elements, meaning it’s gonna take half its health in damage from one hit. So, we break out a different tactic.

Shinya’s special move we got from Rank 1 of his Confidant lets us instantly knock this guy down in exchange for all the bullets in Maaku’s clip.



balm of life full revive, no mercy good ann smg. opal for sell. very sleep.

many less bad than current gun




drop other arm

then, we hit yellow (green?????) press control

stop press, cross to enemies


I have accepted that Renegade will never stop. Please kill me.




Corporobo MDL-CH
Music: Keeper of Lust

This is a simple fight. I took more damage from my own Physical attacks then I did from the enemies, because they only use Matarunda/Masukunda and regular attacks. They’re also weak to Psy, so go nuts.

Their gimmick, though, is that there’s three waves of them. Still, nothing to fear.
Music: Regret




Sure, let’s head to the exit.










Okay, we reached the end of the factory, so that seems like a good place to stop for now. We’ll hopefully finish the Palace next time if I’m not in a psych ward by the--
*beep* *beep* *beep*
What’s that beeping? Why did Renegade stop? Is… is it over?
Music: It’s Not Unusual
Holy shit. I’m… I’m crying. Is this what joy feels like? Is this what it feels like to feel true, genuine joy through abject depression for the first time in years? I’m just… at peace. For the first time in a long time, I feel hope--
Music: Renegade
Music: Renegade
Music: Renegade
Music: Renegade
Music: Renegade
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH